In no real order I felt the urge to share stories on the topic of ass play. I’ve not really done it much, but what I’ve done I’ve found pretty funny. The first story comes from a while back in my “younger days” of kink when I was a full blown newbie. This time period of my life was fast and slow, as well as filled with day dream ideas of fun and excitement with the thoughts of new things.
I was in a poly relationship, where I had a Dom and He had other submissives. I got along with His “first” girl very well, and she with me. Stroke of luck if you ask me now looking back on everything but we had a great weekend together. They had anal beads and I had anal sex before once but never tried toys. The beads to me looked big, you know when your younger everything looks bigger then it is, keep that in mind ladies. I was blindfolded laying across the bed, ass up in the air. She was playing with my hair at some points and He was telling me what to do as He slide the beads in. I really could not tell how far in the beads where but for the most part I was enjoying it. At the same time she had pulled out her phone and called our friends and handed Him the phone. He whispered something that my ears caught. “wow, I didn’t think she’d get this many beads in, I have one left.” My mind clicked, as many of my friends have seen it click. I started screaming my safe word, my muscles tended up, and it took them 5 minutes to relax me from my state of holy fuck what’s in my ass?
A few years later I bought the same anal beads and got them all the way in my ass. . . And if I didn’t misplace them in my move I’d still be using them. They’re really not as bad or as big as I worked them up to be in my mind. I find myself laughing at that story still, just cause my over reaction to what I heard. Lesson: ear plugs might have been a good thing to invest in.
Next story. . . This one is priceless. It cracks me up and makes me smile because Sir really pulled one over on me. We had won an njoy small size plug at an event we went to, and well He just had to try it out. Okay, yes I HAD to try it as well. It went it a lot easier then I thought it would. Hell, even to this day it goes in easier then I thought it would. We finish packing up for the trip home and get on the road. I get hungry and ask if we can stop for some food.
He was most agreeable, maybe too agreeable. We ate a lovely lunch then He got up to use the rest room. I really had to use the rest room as well so I waited until He got back and hopped up and when I saw Him heading over. On the way past He whispered in my ear “make sure you don’t drop it.” I had a big smile on my face cause I knew I had done anal play before and He didn’t. I thought I had it in the bag. I had the advantage over him.
I get in and the bathroom is lovely. Each stall had a sink of its own and was really well laid out. I started doing my business and suddenly I heard something. CLANK, that’s what it sounded like and my face dropped. I stopped breathing for a few moment. I slowly turned and looked slightly behind me. FUCK, it’s an auto flushing toilet! I had 2.5 seconds to make up my mind. And I hate toilet water. I was freaking out and then I heard the dreaded sound. Without thinking I reached down and grabbed it, that took less then 2.5 seconds. Something I never thought I’d do. I slowly stood and faced the sink and for the next 3 minutes with as hot as I could get the water I scrubbed my hands and the toy. It might have been longer, but I popped the plug back in. No way in hell I’d go back to Sir and not have the toy in place. By the way, hot water+ metal toy =hot metal toy. Oh yes at least that was pleasant. I slowly put myself together and start out of the stall. There was a line of ladies. All of them giving me nasty looks. I looked at the ground, ran across the store, and grabbed Sir by His arm. Dragged Him to the coffee shop and then dragged Him to the car.
Half way to the car I busted out laughing and had to attempted telling Him the story a few times between laughing. I was so pissed that He had the upper hand the whole time and I didn’t want to admit it. But that is one of the things I totally enjoy, being out smarted.
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